Keep Manny in Boston. Sign the online petition to keep the Red Sox Nation’s biggest nut in Boston. Where else are we going to get a 45HR/144RBI replacement? Why would you trade the biggest offensive threat in MLB? Of course, one could argue in favour of ARod, but come on, he’s in pinstripes and therefore obviously a tool! (Proof can be found at the very unbiased Yank’s Suck.) And don’t even get me started on Barry Bonds and his flaxseed oil. Anyway, I digress. Larry, John, the GM by committee… we want Manny to stay!

Manny Being Manny